Letters To People I Don't Know

It's the feeling you get
When you think that someone behind
Is watching you
Well I can tell you now
That someone is me
-Hit The Floor, Bullet For My Valentine


Dear guy who sat in front of me on the bus today,
Looking around, adding to your tag, ducking, then repeating the process was not subtle. There is no way the bus driver could have seen you where you were sitting, so who the hell did you think you were hiding from?


Dear girl who sat next to me on the bus today,
Why do you smell like fruit?


Dear guy whom I often sit next to in Philosophy (I think your name is Morgan?),
Please don't read so fast, I also find DnD rules more interesting than class discussions. Also, you have good taste in games, have you tried the Aether mod?


Dear guy with the cool pinstriped pants AKA Matt,
What hair dye do you use? We have the same amount of regrowth, but my hair has faded to dark brown while yours is still black.


Dear Keef,
Just because you have no social skills, no friends, and no understanding of anything that's even vaguely abstract doesn't mean you don't have to show any respect to anyone. Especially your lecturers and tutors who are patient enough not to kick you out. Why are you taking philosophy anyway?


Stay tuned for more Pathetic Tales From A Broken Doll.


xx