Important Philosophical Information

They always told me I was gorgeous in a way
And that faithful day
I found who I was
So fill this hole with my prescriptions
And just keep feeding my addictions
-Friends And Alibis, Escape The Fate

If I had my way, I wouldn't live in reality. I'd live in my own little world of reading, music, questing (as in Dragon Quest), gaming, and occasionally writing. Actually if I had my way, I'd be a vampire with heat vision and such, but that's not the point.

Reality is lame. You get up, go to school or work or whatever, socialize (eek!) and then go home. You spend your life doing stuff for other people, learning things you'll never need to know, and then you die. Seems like a waste of time to me. Once you're dead it's gone anyway. So it seems even more of a waste of time if you can't retreat from all this reality shit. At least in your own little world you call the shots, which means you don't have to do anything you don't want to. Which means you don't waste your life, and you have nothing important left behind when you die. Perfect life.

Of course you could just skip all that and commit suicide. Kinda tempting sometimes. In conclusion, the meaning of life can be expressed in one sentence: Life is efil backwards. Think about it... Or don't, whatever.

Stay tuned for more Pathetic Tales From A Broken Doll.

xx

Because I Have No Life

The Soundtrack to Your Life

1. Open your library (iTunes, Winamp, Media Player, iPod, etc)
2. Put it on shuffle
3. Press play
4. For every question, type the song that's playing
5. When you go to a new question, press the next button
6. No Cheating!!!!

I'm also gonna post the first line of the song, 'cause I'm cool like that.

Opening Credits: Give Me Novocaine- Green Day
Take away the sensation inside

Waking Up: Bodom After Midnight- Children Of Bodom
(Hang on) Got to go

First Day At School: Know Your Enemy- Green Day
Do you know the enemy?

Falling In Love: Chicago Is So Two Years Ago- Fall Out Boy
My heart is on my sleeve

Breaking Up: Sunday Morning- No Doubt
Sappy, pathetic little me

Prom: Soldiers Of The Wasteland- Dragonforce
Crossing battles, savage seas, towards the mountains high

Life's OK: Heaven Help Us- My Chemical Romance
Hear the sound, the angels come screaming down

Mental Breakdown: Hey Driver- Lucky Boys Confusion
Sparks fly, I hit the ground running

Driving: Next Contestant- Nickelback
I judge by what she's wearing

Flashback: Fences- Paramore
I'm sitting in a room

Getting Back Together: Misery- Good Charlotte
Take a look around

Birth of Child: Crawling- Linkin Park
Crawling in my skin

Wedding Scene: As You Sleep- Something Corporate
Close your eyes

Final Battle: Tell That Mick He Just Made My List Of Things To Do Today- Fall Out Boy
Light that smoke

Death Scene: Welcome Home- Coheed And Cambria
You could've been all I wanted

Funeral Song: A Little Less Sixteen Candles, A Little More Touch Me- Fall Out Boy
I confess I messed up

End Credits: Light Grenades- Incubus
We're given a garden